Dear Mathematics

Dear Mathematics,

It's been a long time since I last have a good intimate chat with you. We need to talk.

We haven't been on good terms for approximately a year. How it all started, it's pretty obscure. But there's a few things that I want to know, same goes to those that I want you to know. Reminiscing on all the memories dating a few years back, I started realising how much I was into you.

I thought you were the one for me. I really do. All the effort and hardwork I put into you, all the time I spent on you. I sincerely believed that it was for a better good and as far as I can remember, yes, we were.

We were intimate, romantic. Our relationship seems unbreakable. Although our intimacy may not rival others well, although we misunderstood each other at times, we always ended up making up to each other, realising our mistakes and learn new ways of solving problems. It was all good, until the beginning of this year.

We couldn't understand each other well enough to evade or avoid complications. Where did we go wrong? I've been wondering, I think you must be too. Problems arise systematically. I kinda somehow figure that Thursday and Friday is a bad day for us but sadly, I cannot avoid meeting you on those days.

I couldn't be as attentive as I was when I communicate with you. Maybe it's me. Maybe I don't understand you anymore. You've changed.

But all in all, I hope we could at least be friends. I may be wrong, but I feel that you're holding a grudge on me. As i've mentioned, I understand you no more. Someday, we should have a serious chat about our future. Avoiding isn't a good option to opt for. I hope you understand.


Au Plaisir de vous revoir

Sincerely,
Thomas

Your Ex-Boyfriend

How To Rape Your Brain Like A Necrophile

In today's DIY, ThomasDiong.BlogSpot.Com is gonna teach you people out there, the most effective way to rape your own brain like a necrophile (assuming you have killed your brain, if you have one).

Before you do anything, please ensure that your brain is already dead. Proceeding with a functional brain may cause severe damage to the rest of the world (your brain starts to act in a weird way, you become coo koo, go around stabbing people with a pencil till they die like nobody's business, stuff like that, you know?).

I recommend the GP way. It is an instant killer and it works like a charm. Just read about globalisation, get a GP book, answer questions on it without referring. Satisfaction guaranteed. You can ask for refund if it doesn't happen (BUT I'M NOT REFUNDING!!)

Now, after the easy death of your brain, the fun part comes in. RAPING your brain.

Study economics for as long as you can. I suggest a minimum of six hours, continuously, reading and reading and reading. Go on, just try it. The orgasmic feeling of raping your dead brain is, unique, out of this world. It's not even available even if you have money of the world at your disposal.

The feeling is better than getting prostitutes.

START RAPING YOUR BRAIN.

That's all for today, thank you and have a nice day.

Someone Lost Her Bra!

I was walking to the nearest bus stop when I saw this.

A bra, still connected to the hangar it's suppose to be connected when hung out to dry.

SOMEONE'S WALKING AROUND WITH DANGLING PAPAYAS!!!!!!!!!!! AND THE PERSON'S NEAR MY BLOCK!!

Random Pictures

Gosh, I found this picture somewhere in my travelling bag. Hmm, it's been quite some time.

This picture was taken last year (right? no?) in some place I kinda forgot where, on some PBSM trip for I dunno what purpose.

I'm telling you, I can remember quite a lot of stuff and the one thing that I can remember pretty clearly is this. The monkeys there shit everywhere! They shit on the ground, they shit by the seaside. Heck they even shit on people's bed! If i'm not wrong, one of the boy's dorm (or izzit called dorm?) got shitted and it smells like stinking poo. And I forgot how we actually got allocated to another area.

Erm, I think it's pretty easy to spot me in there. The most retarded looking (because I didn't had enough sleep and was sucking on a lollipop) one is most probably me.

There's Yee Wei, Shu Yuan, Li Liang, Yuan Zhou, Wan Lye, Solihin yada yada yada...

And damn! I can remember another thing! Someone was eavesdropping our "man's" talk late at night! Haha! Ai Yin, bad gurl! Bad bad gurl! Hey! We were only talking of stuff we will forget the next day okay!!

The Weird Thing about This Trip~

I planned for this trip with maximum precision. And I mean it. Radio, cards, CDs. Everything! I thought it's gonna be a chance to hang out and do stoopid stuff with crappy friends. The number of clothes, homeworks (yes, even homeworks, can you believe that?), cellphone (which later got kicked and dropped by some super retard who's also in the picture) etc etc.

On the morning of the trip, when everyone was waiting for the arrival of the bus, I was doing some final checking. Shu Yuan asked, "How many clothes you bring? Shorts? Radio got bring? Underwear?"

I happily answered all of his questions, except for the last one. Checked my bag, and I was right. I BLOODY FORGOT TO PACK ANY!!!!!!

The bus was arriving damn soon, I don't have any supply of underwear for the next few days. WHAT CAN I DO?

Ran all the way home, like an adrenaline pumped gorilla, reached home and realised, OH SHIT! I DON'T HAVE THE KEY! I squeezed by brain real hard and analyse every move that my grandparents will do. They went for a walk. So, ran all the way to its location, called my ah ma, get da key, get da underwears, and asked my Ah Ma send me to school on her old motorbike (You can imagine, right?).

Was darn embarassing I tell you!

The rest of the trip, hmm, was half fun, half emoing away, nothing much to note.

P.S: I regretted not insisting on taking the picture of me and Shu Yuan when our face were filled with flour. GRR!

Movie Again

Call me a movie addict, anything close to it, grr. I went to watch Underdog today. That's right, the flying, talking and barking dog.

And I have to tell you, it's not worth your money!!!! It suck, er, not really suck, just that it's something like a parody of Superman, but they just can't make it funny.

Grr, anyway, final year examination coming! The earlier it comes, the earlier it goes. Fuhh...

Yi Feng: HIV can spread through money. See the banker they all, they count money must lick finger wan right? Then you count also you lick right? Then kena infection lo.

Scandal Scandal

Yesterday, went to Vivocity to watch movie, when the final examination of this year is round the corner. Gosh, i'm so proactive.

And for the record, I became the brightest light bulb there is in this world. I'm not kidding. The reason is simple. That's because I went with, yes, hold your breath, longer, that's it, yes, Nelson and Huilian!!

Nelson, on the right, Huilian, on the left. On the seaside, under the moon light and facing the reflection of the shimmering stars. Romantic!!!!!! This is like watching Korean drama can???? WOOOOO!!!

But inevitably, Huilian turned around. The reason is pretty simple actually, i'm simply too bright a lightbulb. I destroyed their perfect moment. Sorry Sorry. I'll make it up to you guys ok? *winkz*

So, after Huilian found out about me being a lightbulb, she became emo. I'm not too sure why, but she became emo, leaving Nelson alone.

Thereafter, it caused a chain reaction that affected Nelson as well. Nelson became emo, because Huilian was emoing. I felt so terribly bad I tried to console Nelson.

NO! I WASN'T SHOWING HIM MY WEAPON OF MASS DESTRUCTION! I was consoling him you see. Yeah.

Okay, anyway, we watched the quite-late-night movie. At 9.35 lar. You know what movie? No Reservations.

As you can see, it is a date show. So yeah. I become the brightest light bulb. and we watched at 9.35, so it's like dark and dim and all you see. Those couples should be kissing and all right? haha! Huilian and Nelson not kissing wor. Why? cz i'm there mar. =)

The after watching, go back home. Hmm, actually it's very simplified already. If you want the full version, it's filled with a lot of hair-standing events le. Dunno if you can take it or not. So better not lar hor.

PS: The movie super nice ar!!!!!!

Trip Back to Sitiawan

Went back on Tuesday night, reached on Wednesday, enjoyed a few days (AND I REALLY LOVE THIS TRIP THIS TIME ROUND!!), and time to get my ass back to mugging, came back on Saturday night, reached on Sunday, and sigh, here we go all over again. Chores.

Hmm, I'll start this blog entry with a picture of......

*drum roll*

lovebite on my belly!!

See the red colour thing? YEAH MAN! LOVE BITE!

Okok, i'll be serious. Hmm, it was Wednesday when I reached back at home. Slept all the way till 12, woke up, and started shoving food down my throat like there's no tomorrow.

As i've mentioned, it was Wednesday. SO, basically nothing much to do. I called Yee Wei and asked him if he's free, and too bad, he's not. But he said he's free on Thursday! So anyway, spent almost the entire afternoon reading Hannibal Rising and eating and eating and eating all the way until 6. Go for some basketball (and discovered how much i've deproved, so proud of myself), and bla bla bla bla yada yada yada yada.

THURSDAY! = THURSDAY MARKET!!

So anyway, Yee Wei came to my ah ma house, chat chat chat, and then Shu Yuen came along, and we chat chat chat, and then we go BAI SI KE!!

On the left, is the head of Yee Wei and in front of you, is Thursday Market, located in the middle of nowhere, a piece of deserted, desert-like land. Thats just crap. Not that bad lar...

See that burger stall over there? You'll have to believe me if you ain't know about it dood. RM 1.50 for a Ramli Burger with Egg. Gracious!!

Beside da burger stall, is the carrot cake stall, opposite the burger stall, is da Pearl Milk stall. And yada yada yada. Anyway, have you drank Meteor Garden before??

See, Meteor Garden. Maybe you'll taste a bit of Jerry Yan. Hmm...

Let me introduce you to a friend.Ngang Shu Yuen is his name.

As you can see, his motorcycling skill is all that. Drinking pearl milk, while holding the accelerator with one hand, and evading the camera, all while he's riding on a sandy surface. Pro huh?

He is currently the President of Mastech (Mathematics, Science and Technology) Club, President of Tai Swee Kee, AJK of dunno what, and many many more. He's nuts. Period. And I heard, heard only ar, he's second position in school or class? WAH! SHU YUEN! YOU WHEN BECOME GENIUS AR?

And let me introduce you to another friend, if you still haven't any idea regarding this famous and crazy girl. You Singing, I Crying Yeoh Sing Ning.

I'll bash her terribly kau kau till the mother also cannot recognise her over here! Sit one year in front of me + one year beside me and get into trouble like siao lang till I become so famous, and when I send her sms, takes her a millenium to reply. =.="

Haih. People go KL, high class already. Haih. Drive car like Nascar driver, flaut her hair like model. Haih. Traits of KLgitis.

Anyway, went out with her for awhile, all the way to Jook Joint Bistro. Then got served by the gayish bartender(?).

Once she saw these plates coming out, I think, I said I think ar, if I didn't recall wrongly lar, she said "These plates. Cheap wan! 2 ringgit shop buy wan. Definitely."

I tell you, KL high class.

OI SING NING! Don chop off my weapon of mass destruction if, if lar, and I doubt you will lar, if you ever come across this post. I still want my Father's Day.

And erm.............nevermind.

Gonna end this entry with pictures of cute little creatures.

Chihuahua of a neighbour of a new student in ACS, trying to intimidate me by jumping and barking. HAH! Ne ni ne ni POOT POOT!

White one, me doggy. Black one, me cousin's doggy. Both not allowed in house, cz, my grandparents don't let. SOB! But hey! They're clean I tell you!!!

The unglam pic of me dog...and.....

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

Renovation in Progress

A new and more aesthetically pleasing ThomasDiong.BlogSpot.Com coming right up!

Renovation is predicted to be completed by next week! Stay tune to find out what ThomasDiong.BlogSpot.Com turns into.

As for now, the blog may look shitty. Thank you for tolerating the shitty condition of this blog.

Meanwhile, i'll be back in S'wan and do nothing but stare at the wall. Boy oh boy! Am I excited!

Post Withdrawn

Alright. After much controversial caused, and a series of screaming and shouting in the "Board" room, a decision has been made and I am to play my part of ending the dreaded post, by withdrawing it.

I hope we all brought something back with us, and most importantly, a clear message of "No Empty Talks" has been sent.

This shall be the last of this series. Agree? To those who knows, I hope the promise is kept.