Tuesday, April 08, 2008
Blog's Cancer Revealed To Be Malicious, Affecting Studies As Well
These few weeks have been such a freaking bloody hectic crap that I have no idea if i can convey it to anyone or even write it anywhere.
As you can see, my blog is currently suffering from a severe malicious disease, commonly known as Cancer and it has now, possibly, entered it's final stage. As malicious as it is, this "epidemic" has already hijacked not only electronics or the very content that promotes the existence of this blog but also the very author of this blog. Yes, me. I'm dying.
This disease has affected my brain and a portion of it has already been transformed into sludge. I am on the verge of my death. I repeat, I am dying.
Now, before I pass to nothingness, I shall list down, chronologically, what has happened from the day thomasdiong.blogspot.com was revealed to have been infected, till the present day, today.
Previously, the laziness of I myself to upload pictures onto my computer has been the main cause of this course that my blog is entering. At least it was thought to be so. But no, I was wrong. It is not the laziness of me uploading photos. It is the fact that I actually have no photos whatsoever to upload! WHY IS THAT SO YOU MAY ASK.
Well, the reason is that I have been staying at home, glued to the sofa, sleeping at home in the afternoon and evening as a result of being unable to sleep at night. Something like Insomnia, but i don't want to call it that cz it's sounded like I needed a psychiatrist's help.
Now that my blog is thought to be dying, my brain is dying! OH GREAT!
Last term, an Organic Chemistry Test was conducted and I scored very badly due to the fact that I didn't work hard enough. I myself know very well I didn't work hard enough for it. FAIR ENOUGH.
This term! A frigging Chemical and Ionic Equilibrium Test was carried out and it wasn't the same this time. I STUDIED. I REALLY DID. I thought I tried very hard. I really do think so.
I studied smiling initially, warming up nicely, tackling easy questions.
Then when I hit some hardcore tough questions, I consulted the notes, reread the notes a few times, and heck, i even consulted the mobile Chemistry encyclopaedia, our BELOVED Miss Lim.
Then I continued to practice. Concentrating so hard that the glare of my eyes breaks the table into two. Serious! It happened in my dream!
Then, I start to get bald. Why? Study too hard of course.
HECK, I EVEN DRINK ROOTBEER BY THE NAME OF MUG JUST TO CONCENTRATE ON MUGGING.
Then came the result. Total shit. Seriously junk. The sight of it irritates my eyes like the skunk to the nose.
There must be only one reason why this happen. And that is i'm infected by Cancer!
Okay, story telling is over. The part where I studied and consulted the mobile Chemistry encyclopaedia is true. Even drinking rootbeer by the name of Mug is also true. The part where i did badly is also, unfortunately, true. But the part that says i'm dying is false.
JUST IN CASE any of you out there loves me oh so much thinks i'm really dying and starts to sob crazily and threaten doctors just to cure me.
Anyway, what's over is over.
And to 3 perfect ladies who actually offered comfort to me, yes, all of them are ladies, guys are useless I have to say, thank you all. All of you ( the 3 ladies) have been really helpful at helping me come to my consensus.
And to the 1 lady who comfort me the most and really go the distance for it, 3 cheers to you. Hip hip, hooray. Hip hip, hooray. Hip hip, hooray. Wanted to do more but forbidden. Oh well.
LASTLY,
NEVER AGAIN
UPDATE: OMG. My blood boiling. My nose bleeding.
Update after Update: Sorry previous video doesn't work. This is the new one with the same content.





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