On Saturday, Ho Ho, thanks to Nuffnang Singapore, I get to go for a ride on the Singapore Flyers along with a few other "family" members, mostly cousins lar. One of my them is my retarded brother. I'll explain more later.

I was given 7 tickets you see. So, I took out 10 piece of Mahjong paper, drew out the entire family tree of mine, linking each and everyone with perfect naming, and select the best 6 candidates to go with me on the ride.

So, after choosing, the recruiting begins. It was tough. I have to tell you it was really tough.

Skipping all the boring details,

6 tickets all together. Too bad long lost Michael Atmadja *cough* Diong wasn't able to go with me as he has got a date with his soon-to-be wife. So yeah, haiya, Michael, you could have brought along your wife wat! Wat's so hard? Miss Lim didn't get to go also cz she was down with work. T.T Too hardworking liao. Huhu.

The ticketing booth is actually this.

But I skipped this procedure and went through this one.

The NTUC counter on the left. Aiya, dunno how to tell you. Very the scary.

Anyway, me, my mum and Fendy (yah, he's the retarded brother I was talking about just now) went there first and we waited for my 3 cousins. While there, lots of stuffs la. Shall save you of the itsy bitsy no use details.

Now now, Singapore Flyers is not like what you see and derive from the online booking system that you've seen, if you actually have visited their website. When you go online, what you see is booking of tickets based on timing and each intervals are as long as 30 minutes. But the real deal is, YOU'LL STILL HAVE TO QUEUE WHEN YOU'RE THERE.

Okay, that wasn't meant to sound unpleasant or unappreciative. But it's the fact.

See what I mean? Queueing everywhere. I didn't take a picture of the Country Border-like gantry but I think you should have gotten the idea of how tight the security is there if you've been in and out of Singapore before.

Before I go any further, Singapore Flyers is where you will wanna go if,

- You have too much time and money to spend
- You've never experienced these kind of rides before and you wanna lose your virginity to it
- You love camwhoring (Major deciding factor)

There! There! See! I told you i'm not good at lying.

The cabin's arriving~

And in we go.

While we're less than a quarter through it, I realised something.

No Exit

and

Exit

Oi! You siao ar? People in mid air how to exit? You joker ar you? Go fly kite lar you! (I don't know why i'm scolding the cabin. I sot sot right?)

They look like they're having one hell of a time shitting in the cabin.

This is how the inside of the cabin should look like. See how many people it's fitting. I wonder if everyone were to jump at the same time, what will happen. Hmmmmmmmm...

And presenting to you,

He think's he's spiderman. He wanna jump out of the cabin. =.= He looked me in the eye and say "With great power, comes great responsibility. Don't stop me, for i'm destined to do this"

Amazing. Amazing. No wonder his grades are ever so great. With great power, comes great compromise. Cough *mental stability* cough.

And somehow he kept smiling.

And looking at ma "thing".

Fendy :Yo you've got one hot sexy momma there yo ~
Thomas: Yeah man, been takin' real good care of it yo. Dang it yo, why are you lookin' at it yo?

Oops. Sorry wrong picture.

And this, ladies and gentlemen, is my mother.

And so is this too. While she was emoing. Or enjoying the view. Whichever fits.

But she can't be enjoying the view right? Cz that side is the side where the construction plan was taking place. Right?

I don't know what we were doing. I seriously don't. If i'm not wrong, we were looking at a bus? Erm, right.

Now i'll let you enjoy some of the pictures that some of us took.

No captions, already spent hours here. Sob.

You get the idea. What we see up there, is the same, over and over again, we got so terribly bored of taking photos. I'm serious. No joke. Really serious. Really not joking.

Anyway, you must be wonder, you only talk about your retarded brother, you and your mother, what about your cousins??

With all grace, there they are. The one in white pants is exactly 365 days older than me. The one in jeans and the one in red have the same birthday as well. Wicked right? So this is considered an advance birthday gift to them.

This 4th of June girl is a frigging genius. She took 4 H2, scored all As, and she says "Don't need to study wan la! Still very early. I after June only study"

This red girl (you must be so anxious to know how she looks like right? Muahaha, keep you in suspense first) is the 7th of June girl who's soooo good at taking HOT stuffs she says "Shiok!" when I was crying, trying to finish my Yellow Ginger Chicken Rice. God~

And this, another 7th of June girl is ever so candid. And after she kena the candid she'll pout and you'll go "okay okay, sorry sorry I'll delete it right away!"

Together, they look like this.

And if we were to include me, Fendy and my mother, we'll look like this.

And so yeah, after this thing, they actually sell pictures to us as souvenirs. But it cost 15 dollars for one. Can you believe it???? WHY ARE YOU GOUGING US LIKE THIS??? Sob.

Anyway, my mum timed it, and the ride lasted for about 40 minutes? Yah, something like that.

I still don't understand this though.

Is his nostril enlarged, or is there something wrong with the photo???

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On a totally unrelated event.

My mother: *pointing at Felicia Chin* She's pretty right??

Me: Ok la.

Mother: Ok only? If she's not pretty then who pretty? Like your Chemistry Teacher ar?

Me:Aiya, my Chem teacher pretty, Felicia also pretty la actually. Somemore got Fiona Xie.

Mother: Fiona Xie ok only la. She pretty meh?

Me: Ok only? If she's not pretty then who pretty?

Mother: