Still Thinking of What to Write for Personal Qualities?

Well, are you still scratching your head over what to write for personal qualities so that your tutors can include them in your testimonial? Fret not ladies and gentlemen, for I, will help you out with my fullest effort.

Now say

thank you

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*hears a large crowd screaming thank you in a synchronize manner*

Okay, good.

Write the standard introduction and potential okay. I'll only tell you how to write "Sense of Appreciation", "Sense of Responsibility", "Leadership" and "Enterprise".

I'll use Ah Kau as the person la hor.

So listen up very very very carefully.


Sense of Appreciation

Ah Kau is a very responsible person. In appreciation of arts, he run around the school like a giant hooligan as he feels that people are forgetting "Tarzan" and is reminding them of how important it is to remember tales that have been forgotten. He takes his learnings very seriously and appreciates every single thing that his lecturer thought him. For example, he sleeps in lecture every time as he feels that quality sleeps is equivalent to quality grades, thus, giving him more understanding of the subject when he go home and read it himself. To name all things that he has done to appreciate studies alone is arduous enough, let alone living.


Sense of Responsibility

Ah Kau is also one of a hell of a responsible kid. Even using the word hell says how responsible he is. It shows how responsible he is towards his goal of emphasising more on his sense of responsibility by using a certainly unusual word for his Personal Qualities. In class, whenever he feels like going to the washroom, he'll go quitely without the teacher knowing as he does not want to disrupt the class' learning. He slams the door real hard when he goes out as he feels that every second the door is left open equals to every dm^3 of cold air that ran away, which in turns causes the class to be less cold and not as comfortable as it used to be. He also acted like a chao ah gua so that the guys in his class can feel more manly and the girls can have a trustworthy gay friend.


Leadership

I have nothing much to say about leadership regarding Ah Kau. I tell you, if he cannot lead, I don't think Barack Obama or Hilary Clinton can lead already. You must be freaking blind and i have to emphasise this. You tell me, he can teach the whole class how to scold badword, he can teach the whole class how to be ah beng and ah lian, WHAT ELSE HE CANNOT DO???? That's why i'll have to say he's the best leader in the world.


Enterprise

HOR HOR HOR! NOW REACH CLIMAX LIAO! Enterprise!?!?!?! That's the best description Ah Kau can ever have CAN??? He day day night night go Geylang sell backside, that's not enterprise then you call wat? He sell backside to earn him money to buy more Essense of Chicken so that he can last longer then can sell backside longer ar. That's even more enterprise I tell you! Making money to make money for you. That's pure genius!


I think for Ah Kau ar, if you accept him as your candidate lar, will confirm brighten up your entire education system wan! I no bluff you wan! I tell you truth! YOU KNOW TRUTH? Lim bei gong tio, jiu si tio. Lu mien luan ar! Hor! Take him hor! Or I send people chop you i tell you! Your mother later cannot recognise you i tell you!


There, model PQ. Confirm can wan!

Why you looking at me like that? I used that as mine okay! I never copyright that piece already very good liao. I let you take that piece as yours, this proves that I'm even better!

You still give me that look. What???? What??? Not happy ar??

Not happy then don't use la! Simple wat? Kept giving me "that" look. Siao eh you.


People: I where got give you that look?
Me: Who say no! There there! THAT LOOK LA!

People: Don't point finger can? Very rude lei you.
Me: I'm not pointing at you also! I point behind you la. There got ghost cannot ar???

People: Don't bluff can? Enough liao can?? Why keep shouting at me wan??? I where got do wrong?
Me: Enough? If the world got enough I no need stand here talk to you liao ar. Enough of your words liao ar. This one you call shout ar? You got dictionary or not now har?? You wrong somemore deny, somemore dowan say sorry! HAR!

People: Sorry lo! Can or not like that?
Me: Sorry?!?!?! You think you say sorry can liao ar? Har??? Then this world got police what for??? Sorry go ride Lorry lar, sorry!

People: KNNCCB! WHY U SO RUDE WAN?
Me: See! You ownself scold badword somemore say me rude. WALAO!

People: I say cz i'm angry mar!
Me: Angry then can scold badword meh? Who say can? The law say can ar?

People: Aiya aiya you win la you win la!
Me: Of course I win la. Otherwise you win ar? You waste so much of my time you better give it back ar!

People: WALAO! HOW SIA? I LOSE LA OKAY I LOSE LA! I beg you let me go la!
Me: Let you go like that? Never hear people say time is money ar??? Pay me!! NOW!

People: Ho la ho la. I pay you now la. Sorry lo.
Me: Guai Guai~

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One side say, "think out of the box, be creative, be innovative"

Another side say, "Follow everything according to order. Anything that's out of ordinary is not accepted"

DIU