Best Birthday Since 9

When I was younger than 9, if I was not wrong, every birthday of mine will be celebrated with a small party, inviting friends and neighbours over for a small eatover. And after that, the kids, basically my friends and I, will be running around playing like hooligans.

Now, after so many years of boredom during birthday, I thought birthdays are just like any other days, or sometimes even worse than a normal day.

Well, this year sure changed a lot. I've never been wished "Happy Birthday!" at 00 00 hour of 4th of June before but this year, Huilian was the first one to wished me. Followed by Sharon, the second, just minutes away after Huilian. And then Kah Xian. And then Nelly.

That's before I go to bed.

After I woke up on my birthday, went to school and all. They were all sniggering and all. AND because of my great IDEA of giving Nelly a SANITARY PAD FOR HIS BIRTHDAY, karma came to me and this time, I got a

PACIFIER!!

Okay, this is weird. It's not Nelly's idea mind you. It's ANOTHER person's idea. He's gonna get one real pranking on his birthday. Wrapped nicely in Kukumalu wrapper, no one would have thought it was a pacifier (actually I knew it was a pacifier, because I have a spy who informed me about it. HEHEHEHEHEHE!).

Hey! This is a high-quality pacifier for goodness sake! For one, it's made in Germany. Secondly, it looks like a condom.


It looks like a condom for baby. I don't know why. And it's so minute.

Anyway, HOW DO YOU GUYS KNOW I NEED A PACIFIER?!?!?! I MEAN SERIOUSLY! THANKS!

You guys must have heard me saying that I couldn't sleep at night and sometimes for days and you guys must have also thought "Hey, know what, let's get him something that'll make him sleep better!"

And got me a PACIFIER!

Now I can sleep tight at night with my sunglasses, so i'll look like a cool baby. YAY!

That's just a prank gift to begin with. The actual gift was actually this.

A 60 pieces Disney 3D puzzle, also initially nicely wrapped in Kukumalu wrapper.

It's so nicely illustrated, it has even got these instructions printed on it.

BUT WAIT A MINUTE!!!!

What's this??

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It says "Incl GST S$ 21.90"

Anybody can tell me what that is?