Sorry, Blog Tio Cancer

Solly ar solly ar. My blog tio cancer. Enter coma for so damn long. I try do CPR on it over and over again die die dowan wake up. Solly lar. Now my bloggie just open the eyes, i torture it already.

I so very the scared it enter coma again lar! Haidohai!!

Nowadays ar, very busy ar I tell you. My blog tio cancer so long also I bo chap. Kenot care lar, not dowan care ok. Got test, and quiz and test. Scary shit ar. I nearly pooped in my pants when I see the Maths test paper. NOTHING LIKE TUTORIALS AR!!!

Actually hor, actually hor, actually right, I so damn busy until I forgot to study and go around browsing around the webbie until I chance upon this at Pick Siu's Friendster profile. Looks like girls are counteracting!



O.O!!!!!

And then ar, after bored of browsing, I go check email, FUAH! All those Bom Bi Bi email all come from Lai Cing Yi. Ching Yi, ten cute ar ten cute ar. Sibei long no talk liao still you send me Bom Bi Bi stuff. Ten cute ten cute.

Anybody wanna buy? Nike branded boy. You offer price lar, I sell. Best price wan lei!

All this pictures ar, gotten from an e-mail titled, "Only in Malaysia" sent to me by Lai Cing Yi. You go stalk after her lar hor, if you wanna get the e-mail. HOR HOR, Cing Yi! Paparazzi gonna chase after you liao!

What My Momma Said

Before I start, today's Maths tuition was dead boring. I think quitting is a better idea.

Anyway, What My Momma Said!

Me: I'm hungry. Think I'll eat Kaya.

Momma: Har? You eat until there's nothing in the fridge but Kaya to eat?

Me: No lar. Very long never eat liao wat. So eat lo. *Scoop one big scoop of kaya with my pinky and stuff it into me mouth*

Me again: Which reminds me of those days when Grandma cooks Apple Jam herself and I put a thick layer of it on a small piece of bread. Yummy!

Momma: Ur Ah Ma too free nothing to do lar. That's why can like that. If i'm that free I'll cook Apple Jam also.

Me: Wuah, cook for me ar? Next time sure can wan. Then cook for me ok?

Momma: If got time I will surely cook wan. But not for you. For my grandkid only.

Me: Why????

Momma: Cz you'll complain about my cooking skills but my grandkid will eat stupidly without knowing if it taste good or not.

Me:

=.="

Holidays, Lovely

Now, what do you do when you have sisters who love, JUST BLATANTLY love watching shows, that they have already watched for probably a million kazillion times, over and over again??

Do you:-

a) Watch with them?

b) Do other things and bo chap them?

c) Jump down from whichever floor you're living in and hope for death (and if you're living on the first or second floor, you take the lift up to the highest floor and jump down while imagining you're on a half-orgasmic parachuting quest)?

d) Say to yourself "Forgive them, for they know not what they're doing"?

Now, not that i'm against them watching the same show over and over again la. But, come on! You watch so so so many times, and you're still capable of laughing at, say, the jokes that the show presents and cry at all those sad scenes?

That is one hell of an impressive sensory my sisters have you know! YOU KNOW!

First, it's this series of gay freak show. *shudder*

Then there's 200 Pounds Beauty.

I love this show. I really do. BUT too much of good stuff isn't good at all!

And now, the latest,

I Not Stupid. COME ON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ROAR!!!!!

WAT THE HELL WAT THE HELL WAT THE HELL!!!!!!

It's not one time, it's not two times, it's numerous times!!!!!

CRAZY!

And I'm afraid, my holidays will be spent having to watch all these shows, over and over again, cz they're hogging the tv like they're a fat ass sitting on a small couch having their buttocks stuck to the couch. And I believe they only shower once a day. DISGUSTING. ewwwwwwww

Despite all that, i'm ear to ear. =D