I LOVE MY APPLE!

Nuffnang, Apple, I know you two love me a lot! You don't have to ask me if I love you or not, cz you know the answer liao hor. I lube you la~



So so, gib me the iPod Touch okay???? Can la hor?? I very very in love with you guys la. So gib me okay?

Okay, that sounded very gay. Ho Ho!!

Nowadays everyone gila-gila crazy-crazy over the new iPhone 3G that is gonna be released to 22 countries on the 11th of July (New Zealand gonna be the first country to get iPhone 3G) and the rest of the MANY MANY countries later this year. But if you guys want to see the unveiling of the iPhone 3G, see here. Steve Jobs, founder and CEO of Apple presenting himself wei! GO GO SEE!

VERY CHIO RIGHT? The other day I saw Helga, an ASEAN Merit holder I think, holding one of the first generation one, straight away I kept looking at her direction. I dunno why. Hopefully she don't think i'm attracted to her! Okay, that was half-kidding ar!

BUT BUT! I'm not as in love with iPod and iPhones lei, although still very very la.

WHAT I REALLY LOVE, is the MACBOOK SERIES!

Smallest in size is MacBook Air

Second in size, just slightly thicker is, the MacBook.



Then the best, most powerful one and yet still retaining the size is the MacBook Pro.

Ho Ho!

Hmm, some Ah Beng might ask,

"Eh! You need sooo MANY diffelent kind of MacBooks for what you tiao me?!?!?! I tot people normally have 1 enough oledi????"

I tell you Chao Ah Beng, different laptop got different function geh!

I start with MacBook Air la hor.

MacBook Air how thin you tell me? 0.16 to 0.76 inch thin! Then inside of the MacBook Air got what you tell me? Got special reduced sized Intel Core 2 Duo microprocessor plus a lot a lot of stuffs lo. You can use it as a laptop ( I mean this is what laptop are made for wat).

You can also use it as a Chick Magnet lei. Chio Bu walk pass you and then OMG! they come sit on your lap just to have a glance at your laptop. Nice lei??

But what if hor, on that day, your girlfriend/boyfriend having birthday party, got one very very big cake! And everybody bring one laptop go there la, cz it's like a high-tech party, AND THEN, it's time to cut the cake. THEN OMG! No knife! The cake shop fellow forget to give you the plastic knife. Then your parents all keep knife away, scared you all emo commit suicide. How to cut the cake?!?!?!

Then ngam ngam you got MacBook Air right? Use it to cut cake la!!!

Don't understand what i'm saying ar?


This guy is Rahul Sood, founder of Voodoo and a Hp CTO, so short-short call him Hp executive la. He use MacBook Air to cut his birthday cake ya know. I no bluff you wan. He from other competitor company somemore lei.

But you know what's the best thing? The MacBook Air still functions like brand new even after the cake cutting.

Imagine la, instead of using MacBook Air, you go use say, erm, Dell XPS, also small form factor kind of laptop go slice cake and see!

YOUR CAKE BECOME LIKE THAT!

Smashed beyond recognition.

Ah Beng: Wah! Laptop with hand-gesture recognition trackpad, using Core 2 Duo then somemore so light and so thin, somemore thin until can cut cake ar??? I want!

Thomas: Of course you want la! Who don't want?? Not only can cut cake ar, can cut German's bread also lei!


Know why the left guy got blood? MacBook Air thin until too sharp already. Cut his own skin. =.="

Next up, MacBook Pro!

This one totally different function one. This one, like the name suggest, is for pros and high-end users. Why? You see ar, you need to be able to differentiate what's a PC and what's a Mac. A PC is a computer that runs Microsoft Windows. A Mac is a computer that is designed by Apple to run Mac OS X.

Then, not too long ago, PC World (Yes, the very very very FAMOUS magazine for PC buying guides and solutions!) tested a few laptops, including MacBook Pro that runs Windows Vista under Boot Camp and you know what they say? MacBook Pro is the FASTEST LAPTOP THEY'VE EVER TESTED! Just a few months ago only. That's why it's for all those demanding people lo.

MacBook Under Boot Camp

See how powderful it is??

Ah Beng: Then what about MacBook lei??

Thomas: Be patient~ Very fast coming liao okay?

You know la, cool looking stuff and amazing laptops are things that thieves will always wanna steal right? And moreover, MacBook is one of the hottest selling laptops for students in both Colleges and Universities due to it's performance : stability : reliability : price ratio. In fact, every year, Apple will hold offers for students going back or enrolling into a new school, called the Back to School promotion and it only makes the price of a MacBook line-up cheaper, plus a free iPod!

Then if your precious laptop with all your assignments and private information inside kena steal how? You want to get it back and catch the thief right? See, only MacBooks (actually all MacBook line-ups can do it, but MacBooks most popular among students wat) can do this stunt!

But for this thing to take off, MacBook must tag team with MobileMe (previously known as .Mac) la. This is team work one. YOU CAN CATCH THIEF WITH MACBOOK AND MOBILEME!

"$%#@ WHAT THE HIAO! LAPTOP CAN CATCH THIEF?!?!? LAPTOP GOT LEG AR?!? YOU SIAO OR NOT?!?! I THINK YOU BETTER GO BACK IMH LA!"

Trust me la. I bluff you for what?? This story, last month only! May 11th.

There is a girl, an Apple Store employee in New York host a party in her apartment. And then, few weeks later, her electronics including her MacBook got stolen. She then of course very sad la right?

The girl sad sad sad for a few days. Because she subscribe to .Mac account that time right, her laptop will always be connected to the Apple provided service if it got connected to internet wat. Anytime anywhere, she can access her laptop if it's switched on la.

So, one fine day, a few days after her apartment kena invade by burglars, her friend saw her MacBook online!! Then, she activated the Back to My Mac screen sharing feature available in .Mac (now in MobileMe) and she was able to use it to view what the burglars were doing with her laptop, as if she's standing right in front of the laptop and also use the laptop as if she's using it there and then.

THEN YOU KNOW WHAT SHE DO?? You know right, MacBook line-ups got built-in webcam called the iSight right?

She activated Photo Booth (A feature in Mac OS X Leopard) via the screen-sharing function, take a picture of the burglar and send it to the police! BUSTED! So even if the thief steal your laptop, the thief cannot use it to go online. Sad for them right?

See, who say you cannot catch a thief with MacBook??????

Actually, I already like the MacBook line-ups all the way back since early 2006 la. When Apple announced MacBooks as replacements from PowerBooks.

Steve Jobs was presenting it on one of Apple Special Event and I watched the entire thing!!

Gosh, got so high of blogging I forgot why am I blogging.

I currently own an iPod Nano the 3rd Generation (and I love it! Although the screen is a tid bit small, and cannot touch here touch there) and next up, next year most probably, i'm gonna go get a MacBook!

OH YA!

Almost all of these extremely chio pictures are taken from http://store.apple.com/sg/ . Go and have a look lei!! They have more products than this lo! You haven't seen GarageBand yet!! What are you waiting for??

Very Disappointed

So disappointed is what I am with myself.

I couldn't believe that after countless of careless mistake that i've done in the past, and in the recent test, I am still making careless mistakes that I should have realised during the examination and not regret over it after the test is over.

So disappointed is what I am with myself for not learning from mistakes and repeating it repeatedly. A small careless mistake goes a long way and I've seen myself being screwed by it 3 times, one after another without a break between the interval, and I strongly believe, I am going to be screwed once again.

I just realised that, the careless mistake is so huge, that I will most probably be dead my the time I know what harm it has caused me.


So bloody disappointed.

My Momma's Bet

Me: Eh! If I score all As for my 3 H2 for my prelims ar, what will you give me ar??

Mum: Give you?? I praise you la, I say you very pro la.

Me: Eee, I don't want lei. EH EH! I KNOW LIAO! If I get all 3 H2 As, you walk on your hand from the door to your room!!! CAN CAN???

Mum: HAR? Like that you need to hold my leg lei. I cannot balance.

Me: OKAY AR! ON AR!

Mum: BUT WAIT!!!! IF YOU NEVER GET LEI?? YOU WALK FROM THE DOOR TO YOUR ROOM OKAY??

Me: Erm, okay la! On la!


HEHEHEHEHEHE! Everyone, wanna see my mummy walk on her hand???? Come come pray for me pray I get all A. HOHO!

Lots of Things Compiled Into One Due to Laziness

Have you seen a Piglet erecting? If you haven, this is your chance! Apparently, Huilian's Piglet erected on the 6th of June, a day before her birthday!

Ok, warning ar...mostly all videos ar. From here onwards. Cz videos can say more than a thousand words.

Okay, now the warming up session ended.

NOW COMES THE VIDEO YOU'LL NOT REGRET WATCHING!!

First up, I need to educate you on who Wonder Girls are and about their song Tell Me.



This is their song. Now look at this boy dancing.



HE'S SO CUTE!!!!! LOOK AT THE WAY HE DANCE!!!

Okay, now that's over, LOOK AT THIS!



If you want more information about Ye Eun the Pianist who is more gifted that Mozart, please go to Huilian's Blog or Cherie's Blog. Heck, Mozart got special piano training. YE EUN HAS NEVER! NEVER!!!! SHE'S BLIND TOO! SEE THAT! I cried watching those videos i swear to God i'm dead serious.

And Connie Talbot, HAH! 6 year old who sing better than Mariah Carey! Gosh, these 2 sweet pumpkins made my day. And really, you can even cry listening to Connie singing too!!!

Take this!



THIS!



YOU CRIED YET?!?!?

NO???

NOW TAKE THIS!!!!



AND THIS!!!!!!!!!!!



THERE! CRY TO DEATH!

If you're just too lazy to load videos then just too bad. You can always skip the first two video if you want to, but oh well, if you want to skip every one of them you missed a chance to actually look at angels. =)

Best Birthday Since 9

When I was younger than 9, if I was not wrong, every birthday of mine will be celebrated with a small party, inviting friends and neighbours over for a small eatover. And after that, the kids, basically my friends and I, will be running around playing like hooligans.

Now, after so many years of boredom during birthday, I thought birthdays are just like any other days, or sometimes even worse than a normal day.

Well, this year sure changed a lot. I've never been wished "Happy Birthday!" at 00 00 hour of 4th of June before but this year, Huilian was the first one to wished me. Followed by Sharon, the second, just minutes away after Huilian. And then Kah Xian. And then Nelly.

That's before I go to bed.

After I woke up on my birthday, went to school and all. They were all sniggering and all. AND because of my great IDEA of giving Nelly a SANITARY PAD FOR HIS BIRTHDAY, karma came to me and this time, I got a

PACIFIER!!

Okay, this is weird. It's not Nelly's idea mind you. It's ANOTHER person's idea. He's gonna get one real pranking on his birthday. Wrapped nicely in Kukumalu wrapper, no one would have thought it was a pacifier (actually I knew it was a pacifier, because I have a spy who informed me about it. HEHEHEHEHEHE!).

Hey! This is a high-quality pacifier for goodness sake! For one, it's made in Germany. Secondly, it looks like a condom.


It looks like a condom for baby. I don't know why. And it's so minute.

Anyway, HOW DO YOU GUYS KNOW I NEED A PACIFIER?!?!?! I MEAN SERIOUSLY! THANKS!

You guys must have heard me saying that I couldn't sleep at night and sometimes for days and you guys must have also thought "Hey, know what, let's get him something that'll make him sleep better!"

And got me a PACIFIER!

Now I can sleep tight at night with my sunglasses, so i'll look like a cool baby. YAY!

That's just a prank gift to begin with. The actual gift was actually this.

A 60 pieces Disney 3D puzzle, also initially nicely wrapped in Kukumalu wrapper.

It's so nicely illustrated, it has even got these instructions printed on it.

BUT WAIT A MINUTE!!!!

What's this??

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It says "Incl GST S$ 21.90"

Anybody can tell me what that is?

She's Gonna Kill Me!

Well, you see, okay, I changed my desktop background and, I shall not talk much, just look at this.


She's trying to KILL ME! SHE KEPT LOOKING AT ME! WHAT DOES SHE WANT? SHE WANNA SHOOT ME! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

AND SHE SAYS "PLAY!"

She also sings "I'm SO HOT HOT HOT!". I SWEAR iTUNES IS BANGING ON ME! AAAAAAA!

Something About Something

This is something that i've been wondering for a very long time but I never seem to be able to make any sense out of it BECAUSE, somehow, I don't understand why some people prefer to act that way.

Firstly, when you have someone in your contact (i'm talking about instant messaging here), and when you didn't chat with the person for a very very (and I mean very long) LONG time, you do not expect that person to suddenly chat with you all of a sudden, do you?

And if you agree with me, good. But if you beg to differ, and say,

"Hey! The person can chat with me alright? Come on! We didn't chat for so long because the person didn't bother to chat me up. Is it my fault?"

Ooooookaaaaaaay. You've argued your case, now, why not turn around, and ask yourself

"Why haven't I chat with the person?"

Great. And, let's make a scenario out of this alright? Let's say, you've this HUGE contact list, and 80% of them don't talk to you, and suddenly, ALL OF A SUDDEN, this person whom you haven't talk to online for ages says "HELLO!", you'd obviously be very friendly back and say hello too right?

Now that's still okay. And what if, after the person says "hello", he/she goes on and punch a line that says

"Hey, I was just wondering, do you have a printer/are there any homework for tomorrow?/what did the teacher thought for lecture today?/did you copy the notes that the teacher wrote on the board? (or something like that)"

You'll answer that person alright. And after that, he/she goes on and say "THANK YOU" and puff, disappeared! Even if you continued the conversation, he/she will not reply, and even if he/she replies to you, he'll/she'll take so damn long it's long enough for you to shit 100 times. HOW'S THAT??? Feels great?

OBVIOUSLY NOT!

Let's port this issue to the mobile arena shall we? You have these people's number, they have yours too. But you haven't smsed or talked to them over the phone for AAAAAAAGES! Extremely long. Then all of a sudden, oh my god, you hears that the Great Singapore Sale has been changed! It's gonna be at the end of the year! What do you do?

A) You sms/call people whom you have contacted with all these while/can remember
B) You spam your sms count by smsing everyone in your contact list, be it the person you know or you don't know hoping to attain nirvana
C) You go and think oh so hard for hours, who should i contact and who will benefit by me contacting them and then you slowly contact them.

Which one? I think it's an A right? Seriously, which one?



And speaking of that, it reminds me of two-faced people. I really and wholeheartedly agrees with Ding Lay Chooi and i share the exact same hatred towards these people.

It's one story when you focus on your studies and plays with people when you have the time, but it's another story when you appears one way behind the superior and another way in front of them.

There are many terms used to call them. I'll try to list them all. Know what? I think i better not. I think you guys know exactly what I mean.

Cheers~!


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On a totally unrelated topic, have you seen a 5 year-old elephant before? This one is rather special though. It breaks the Guiness World of Record!!!!!

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Don't give up. Your effort will pay*~*
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