Friday, July 25, 2008

Batman, Paper Edition


In the broad day light where it's no longer safe to walk around, where evil lurks everywhere, Batman undergoes a magical transformation to adapt to the day.

Introducing, THE WHITE BATMAN!!!!


Shape of paper crafted by Michael. Drawings, by yours sincerely.

Batman stands high above the skyscrapper, watching over the suffering students being attack by A levels.

In the end, he decided to do something.

OUT COME HIS BAT MOBILE!!



Okay..my brain is fried. Although I haven't started studying yet. It has already officially frozen and fried. Like erm, fried ice cream. Erm, yeah. Something like that.

Getting very stressed over not starting to study, which is really very very bad.


OH

SHIT

Thursday, July 17, 2008

STRESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!


STRESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!

EVERYWHERE'S STRESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!

EVERYTHING STRESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!

EVERY SUBJECT ALSO STRESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!

EVEN THE PIMPLE ON MY FACE ALIGNED TO SPELL STRESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!


SHITTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT!!!!

Friday, July 11, 2008

Me Like Me Love





Bye Bye by Mariah Carey

This is for my peoples who just lost somebody
Your best friend, your baby, your man, or your lady
Put your hand way up high
We will never say bye (no, no, no)
Mamas, daddies, sisters, brothers, friends and cousins
This is for my peoples who lost their grandmothers
Lift your head to the sky 'cause we will never say bye

As a child there were them times
I didn't get it but you kept me in line
I didn't know why you didn't show up sometimes
It's something more than saying "I miss you"
But when we talked too
All them grown folk things
Separation brings
You never let me know it
You never let it show because
You loved me and obviously
There's so much more left to say
If you were with me today face to face

[Chorus:]
I never knew I could hurt like this
And everyday life goes on like
"I wish I could talk to you for awhile"
"I wish I could find a way try not to cry"
As time goes by
And soon as you reach a better place
Still I'll give the whole world to see your face
And I'm right here next to you
It feels like you gone too soon
The hardest thing to do is say bye bye

(Bye Bye [3x])
Bye bye

And you never got the chance to see how good I've done
And you never got to see me back at number one
I wish that you were here to celebrate together
I wish that we could spend the holidays together

I remember when you used to tuck me in at night
With the Teddy Bear you gave to me that I held so tight
I thought you were so strong
That you can make it through whatever
It's so hard to accept the fact you're gone forever

[Chorus]

(bye bye bye bye bye bye [3x])
Bye bye

This is for my peoples who just lost somebody
Your best friend, your baby, your man, or your lady
Put your hand way up high
We will never say bye (no, no, no)
Mamas, daddies, sisters, brothers, friends and cousins
This is for my peoples who lost their grandfather
Lift your head to the sky 'cause we will never say bye

[Chorus]


Gosh I love this song.

The lyrics are really really nice.

Thursday, July 10, 2008

Shake Head


iPhone 3G can be the hippiest hip hip phone ever after the first generation iPhone but come on! Lining up for more than 48 hours just to be the first one in the world to get one??


Courtesy of Engadget, Jonny Gladwell

He has lined up for more than 48 hours now, and he does that just because........ he wanted to be the first person in the world to own one. Yes.

The second person in the world to own one is

Evert Bruyns. And actually he's my favourite among the top 10 person in the world who is going to get an iPhone first.

Why?

Cz, he is buying two, and he is giving one away to the last person in-line who doesn't get their iPhone. Wow, either he is too rich, or he nothing to do but shake leg everyday.

And erm, all of them are from New Zealand, cz New Zealand will be the first country to officially announce iPhone.

Don't think this will happen in Singapore ba??



And, I think you should watch this. iPhone smoothie. Yum! If iPhone is what you dream, sleep and want and eat, then you should drink it as well. Ho Ho!

PS: Watching that video sure is hard. Nearly screeched Noooooooooooooooo

Tuesday, July 01, 2008

A Very Very Rojak-ed Post


Sorry sorry, these few days very the, erm, I don't know if i'm supposed to say i'm busy or not cz i'm not all the time busy. Hmm, let's put it this way, i'm very occupied. With many many occupying things.

Huhu! So, 3 scrappy cocoa test has passed and 1 of them got flung back to us, students.

And when I saw what I scored, well, fair enough, I didn't study hard enough, so I thought that's pretty a-o-kay.

And when I checked through my answers, something came to my mind.

Ask Michael for more information. You don't know who's Michael??????

YOU MUST BE JOUKEING!

There lies an all time genius with a samseng face and you don't know him? He's a person with the most parity anyone can ever imagined!

Anyway!

Was in the lab doing some Transition Elements practical and well, Michael was my partner and fuhh! When you're paired up with genius you get amazing stuffs!



I dunno what plus what becomes that, but I assure you, I have little to do with it. IT'S ALL THE GENIUS' IDEA!!!! (Point at Michael)

And regarding things that occupy me, a souvenir from when I was on an ice-cream binge.

See that hole!!!!! Häagen-Dazs CHEAT MA MONAY!!!!! There's a big hole in their ice cream for goodness sake!!

But cannot complain. Also dunno who to complain to. Sigh~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Sigh~~*****~~~~~~

Another thing that kept me crazily occupied was erm, trying to defy gravity.

And i really mean gravity defying stunt.

NO NO! It's even better than those motor racers, their gravity defying stunts are plain chicken feat. Mine's the real deal.

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I successfully balanced the remote control of the television without any aid of anything. Muahahahaha! Gonna write this down in my CV.

And i've also got a picture of the sexiest leg that I want to show you.

Please ar, get a box of Kleenex for the drooling will not stop. Don't kan chiong, later high blood pressure blood come out of your nose and you'll need to stick a tampon into your nostril.

ARE YOU READY?!?!?

Okay, here we go.

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My very own leg! Sexy or not????


Somebody once said it looks like a hot blood-red sexy rambutan but I beg to differ.

I'll say it's a golf course. One that Tiger Woods would deem as "The sexiest golf course in the world"

Update:

HAVE YOU GUYS HEARD OF THE SONG "HERE I AM" BY PAUL TWOHILL YET???

If not, click here.

The song itself is not bad, but the lyrics ar, hoho, has a very contorted-read-between the lines meaning!!!

LET ME REVEAL IT TO YOU!!

You just need to listen to it one. You go find the lyrics the real meaning gone liao. You listen to the song and then read the lyrics that I heard from his song. Then you'll know what's the targetted audience for this song.

I'm waiting at the door like so many times before (Wah! WAIT AT THE DOOR! So excited ar?)

This time, I'll make it right (He'll make it right wor. His previous one he do wrongly meh?)

I know I need to be a different kind of me (Must be undergo plastic surgery liao. Then only can be different)

This time, I just might (might?)
Have a little strength to show you (WUAH! Only a little meh??!?! Sure or not? He's so excited lei!)

The reason why I'm here tonight (Ho HO! Paul horny liao!)

Here I ahem. This is the moment (Oi! Don't lau be huit can??? He coughing la!)

Here I ahem. Feel the love is waiting (ALAMAK! Really a bit wrong la! He kept ahem ahem. There somemore.)

From now, the start of something new (Er, how to start something new when you're no longer new??)

My life is not complete when I'm standing (Standing??!?!?)
Standing close to you (Close to you somemore??? Like that still not complete meh??)

I woke up in a dream. There's someone in between (SOMEONE IN BETWEEN?????)

This time, I got it right (This time only got it right, alamak, only got it right in the dream)

They are still in front of you (Gosh, his dream power lei.)

Then I realised that my wish had just come through (Gosh, I pray that the girl is alright)

This time I want my fight (He wanna fight somemore!)

This feeling may not last forever (OI! Don't flower heart can???)

So now I'll brace this magic now (You sure it's not biology and it's magic or not? I think it's biology la)

And the rest you should know liao. His lyrics very erm, exciting hor??